13 Things never to say to your girlfriend

1. Hey guys, if you want to stay out of trouble with your girl, think before you speak and avoid ever saying any of the following to her: Did you comb your hair.
2. Shut up!
3. I like your boobs.
4. If you love me, you will . . .
5. You look okay.
6. My grandmother has a dress like that.

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